ryanmoody:

MST3K NES TITLE SCREEN. by ~VGJUNK

weareallangry:

I love that this is the first result in a Google search for “Normal view.”

monkeymailtime:

Uh, yeah. This is funny.

lorycannotsupinate:

Escape 2000

I love this movie.

It’s so bad. You can tell that’s not the Bronx.

lorycannotsupinate:

Gamera vs. Guiron

This is my favorite of the Gamera series because I love how they riffed it so the little girl was demonic.

That’s why I also love when they do movies with kids.

lorycannotsupinate:

Hobgoblins

All you need to know that it’s a Gremlins rip off and it was bad enough to end up on MST3K.

lorycannotsupinate:

Gamera

Favorite line in this (and I’m paraphrasing):

Lady: “Ah yes, his mother died when he was young.”
Joel: “She was mauled by turtles”

Another demonic child.

thela2tfrontiier asked: Because I'm a turbonerd like this, what episodes did she watch?

Her first episode was The Final Sacrifice, and then Werewolf. She’d seen snatches of it before then and she knows how much of a MSTie I am, so…

We watched those because they were on Netflix.

She liked Werewolf more than The Final Sacrifice.

lorycannotsupinate:

Space Mutiny

THICK MCRUNFAST
SPLINT CHESTHAIR
GRISTLE MCTHORNBODY
BIG MCLARGEHUGE 

Unfortunately I can’t find the picture of Lestrade saying “We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese”

But this episode is where that came from.

jenuhbelle asked: I'm going to get serious with you for a minute. I was dating someone a few weeks back and my honest reasons for not seeing him anymore were a: he had no idea what mst3k was, but also b: after explaining it, he still had no interest in even watching any with me. That just.. doesn't make sense to me.

Hey. I’ll be the first to admit, the girl I love doesn’t too much care for MST3k. She thinks it’s cute, and that it can be funny. The hardest part for her is sitting through 90 minutes of a bad movie.

But she has seen two episodes. She liked them, kinda. But she wasn’t uninterested. Still follows this blog.

textsfromthesol:

Hey, everyone! Thanks to all of you who’ve followed this blog or reblogged/liked the posts! I wasn’t expecting anything like this response when I put up the blog a couple weeks ago.

Just as a reminder, this blog does accept submissions! I try to set the queue so there are two posts a day, so your submission might not show up immediately. If I can’t use your submission for whatever reason (duplicate in the queue, can’t read it, etc) I will message you and let you know. Feel free to ask questions!

unicornpancreas asked: I find more often than not, when I try to introduce friends to MST3k, they do not find it nearly as funny as I do, thus making me feel awkward during the showing. Does this happen much with other fellow fans?

Not everyone gets the humor. It’s sad. Plus, it’s best for them to show interest in it before you spring it on them. Test the waters. See if they like the idea of riffing in general.

bigfootzillareptoid:

Humanoid versions of the MST3K bots. Because of how immature they generally act, I see them being teenagers. So yeah.

(Source: motoroboto)

cosmicnavel:

Tonight’s experiment.