Tonight’s experiment is, in my opinion, the second-worst movie to ever be featured on MST3K. For those curious, the worst is Castle of Fu Manchu, and third worst is Manos: The Hands of Fate.
One of the things that puts tonight’s experiment over Fu Manchu, of course, is the hilarious short.
So, without further adieu, enjoy Monster-A-Go-Go.
Gypsy doubles as a business card holder! Thanks girl!
From s06e03 The Dead Talk Back
Alphabet Antics (x)
The guys did a lot of weird shorts, but “Alphabet Antics” has a peculiar kind of strangeness. Also, I’m fairly sure that the woman who does the voiceover went to the Annoyingly Perky and Condescending School of Alphabet-Related Elocution, like the woman who did “The ABCs of Walking Wisely.”
Like if you cry every time at Dr. Forrester’s “Who Will I Kill?”
MST3K - Welcome to Happy Lab! (feat. Clint Eastwood)
|Crow:||Der Bingle? Kris Kringle? Pat Hingle?|
So I just finished rewatching MST3K #301, The Cave Dwellers, and I remain as confused about its plot as ever. How can a movie call itself The Cave Dwellers when the characters spend a total of perhaps ten minutes A) in a cave, and B) in the presence of people who dwell in that cave? WHAT ARE YOU, MOVIE?
And then there’re the wigs. There are few movies that can lay claim to so many bad, awful, HORRIBLE wigs. Egads.
(Yeah, the Asian fellow in screencap #2? That’s not a black turban. That’s supposed to be his hair. IDEK.)
And then there’s the bad guy. I have no idea what his name is. (Hell I have no idea what the HERO’S name is, but I digress.) The bad guy was doing pale, dark haired and scrawny years before Loki came along… and boy, are we so very, VERY glad that Loki pulls it off so much better. Infinitely so. Not even a contest. Loki whoops this guy’s ASS at the dark, pale and skinny awards.
Why does this movie exist? Tell me, universe: WHY?
I am actually rewatching this right now..